Anschlitz

Bud Anschlitz
CEO of Anschlitz Industries
Founder of LesserMores, The Foundation For A Shallow Life
(aka, your boss)

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2 weeks ago

I can’t find the link to Dubya’s Etsy store.

Where’s a tech-savvy intern when I need one.

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2 weeks ago

I wish I loved anything as much as I hate the sound of Dave Matthews’ voice.

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2 weeks ago

I’m sorry about that. I was just going through a phase.”
— my go-to excuse for the past 65 years

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3 weeks ago with 1 note

"Do what you love," I always say.

I’ve found that’s the best way to get people to do things without compensation.

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1 month ago with 1 note

Tagged: Mardi gras

"Did you find the baby?"

"No."

"Oh well, me neither."

—Things overheard on Mardi Gras.

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1 month ago

I find it cute how some people think the Olympics are about the athletes, and not about complete and total corporate dominance.

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2 months ago

You don’t need to bite your gold medal. It’s gold-plated; you should already know that.

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2 months ago with 6,837 notes

Via pretty-frankenstein

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2 months ago with 1 note

I always feign shock & dismay when people come out as gay, because it shouldn’t be a total letdown if they were expecting that.

Must be a big deal for them, so I guess I should try not to let on that I don’t really give a shit.

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2 months ago with 1 note

Tagged: Research science

The difference between a nutcase and an eccentric works out to an average of about $650k.

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2 months ago

Tagged: Leadership

I hate when I buy a new suit and the dye isn’t fully set, and it rubs off on my white shirt, making it look filthy on the cuffs and collar, and the presentation goes poorly, we don’t get the contract, I get blamed for it because I looked like a slob, and get fired.

Oh wait that was you. Totally your fault.

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2 months ago

Tagged: Bud light

Great idea for Super Bowl ad:

Kidnap a guy to show how your product (a beer, maybe?) could be fun if he was actually a rich celebrity & not some random loser.